So Sarah Palin is resigning as Alaska’s Governor. So far, we have no indication why, but we have to assume the reason will come to light in the coming days.
Could any of these be her reason:
- 1. Wants to pursue playing the victim fulltime?
2. She’s Mark Sanford’s soul mate?
3. Entering a facility to handle her narcissistic personality disorder?
4. Overcome with grief over Michael Jackson’s death?
5. She is a gay American?
6. Torrid affair with Joe the Plumber?
7. Torrid affair with Jon Gosselin?
8 Torrid affair with Kate Gosselin!?!
9. Has converted and wants to replace John Travolta as posterboy for Scientology?
10. Wants to pioneer the practice of attachment grandparenting?
UPDATE: looks like it might just be (yawn) plain old corruption and embezzlement
3 responses so far ↓
hoboduke // July 3, 2009 at 6:19 pm |
Hi short cake! Welcome from the hobo jungle. We have not been getting any press coverage at the Obamaville digs. Hooverville got plenty of attention back in the good old days.
Have it on good word that Sarah will be visiting us hoboes near the Chicago Railyard. She wants us to become community organizers and get a billion dollars for helping all the displaced citizens that have lost their jobs and homes under Obama’s watch.
Bowler // July 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm |
she probably got tired of all the attention; maybe she’s not cut out to be a celebrity after all
Flash // July 7, 2009 at 8:55 am |
Great post!