Idle Gossip: Is Sarah Palin on Drugs?

Well, I don’t really think so, although this “Every Breath You Take ” video (and the comments following), sure can lead one to that thought. And when you cogitate for while, you can say well, she has a high stress job, a high stress family, and lives in the methamphetamine capital of the US (and Bristol certainly had lots of access to meth). All that coupled with her abrupt resignation from the Governor’s office? Well, one can definitely say maybe she’s going to drug rehab.

I still don’t think so; I think the crazy/dumb thing is all her and not drug fueled in any way. Although if it were drugs then at least I could make some sense of her!

What’s the Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. Narcissistic personality disorder

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t a quitter

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t embarrassing to the Republican Party.

Bridge to Nowhere–Top 10 Reasons for Sarah Palin’s Resignation

So Sarah Palin is resigning as Alaska’s Governor. So far, we have no indication why, but we have to assume the reason will come to light in the coming days.

Could any of these be her reason:

1. Wants to pursue playing the victim fulltime?

2. She’s Mark Sanford’s soul mate?

3. Entering a facility to handle her narcissistic personality disorder?

4. Overcome with grief over Michael Jackson’s death?

5. She is a gay American?

6. Torrid affair with Joe the Plumber?

7. Torrid affair with Jon Gosselin?

8 Torrid affair with Kate Gosselin!?!

9. Has converted and wants to replace John Travolta as posterboy for Scientology?

10. Wants to pioneer the practice of attachment grandparenting?

UPDATE: looks like it might just be (yawn) plain old corruption and embezzlement