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Another morbid (and kinda lame) joke

The doctors are performing Billy Mays’ autopsy. Doctor #1 peers over the body and finds what he believes to be the cause of death. The other docs agree and prepare to leave the room when Doctor #1 notices something unusual on the body, stops them and says “But wait, there’s more!”

Billy Mays is dead!

So apparently the next big celeb death is…Billy Mays? Well he wasn’t a pick in my death pool but like I said, these things are unexpected. And to think I was noticing that I needed some OxiClean this morning.

To be fair, when I first heard the news I thought it was Willie Mays, so if it had to be a Mays, well, I’m not too upset.