What’s the Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. Narcissistic personality disorder

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t a quitter

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t embarrassing to the Republican Party.

Bridge to Nowhere–Top 10 Reasons for Sarah Palin’s Resignation

So Sarah Palin is resigning as Alaska’s Governor. So far, we have no indication why, but we have to assume the reason will come to light in the coming days.

Could any of these be her reason:

1. Wants to pursue playing the victim fulltime?

2. She’s Mark Sanford’s soul mate?

3. Entering a facility to handle her narcissistic personality disorder?

4. Overcome with grief over Michael Jackson’s death?

5. She is a gay American?

6. Torrid affair with Joe the Plumber?

7. Torrid affair with Jon Gosselin?

8 Torrid affair with Kate Gosselin!?!

9. Has converted and wants to replace John Travolta as posterboy for Scientology?

10. Wants to pioneer the practice of attachment grandparenting?

UPDATE: looks like it might just be (yawn) plain old corruption and embezzlement

Another morbid (and kinda lame) joke

The doctors are performing Billy Mays’ autopsy. Doctor #1 peers over the body and finds what he believes to be the cause of death. The other docs agree and prepare to leave the room when Doctor #1 notices something unusual on the body, stops them and says “But wait, there’s more!”

A morbid joke

Here’s a joke I heard on the internets today:

So yesterday, Farrah Fawcett died and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter told her because of all the good she did on earth, she could have one wish. She thought about it for a second, and then wished for all the children of the world to be safe. Suddenly, Michael Jackson died.

A simple joke

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish