What’s the Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. Narcissistic personality disorder

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t a quitter

Q. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
A. A pit bull isn’t embarrassing to the Republican Party.

Bridge to Nowhere–Top 10 Reasons for Sarah Palin’s Resignation

So Sarah Palin is resigning as Alaska’s Governor. So far, we have no indication why, but we have to assume the reason will come to light in the coming days.

Could any of these be her reason:

1. Wants to pursue playing the victim fulltime?

2. She’s Mark Sanford’s soul mate?

3. Entering a facility to handle her narcissistic personality disorder?

4. Overcome with grief over Michael Jackson’s death?

5. She is a gay American?

6. Torrid affair with Joe the Plumber?

7. Torrid affair with Jon Gosselin?

8 Torrid affair with Kate Gosselin!?!

9. Has converted and wants to replace John Travolta as posterboy for Scientology?

10. Wants to pioneer the practice of attachment grandparenting?

UPDATE: looks like it might just be (yawn) plain old corruption and embezzlement