So Sarah Palin is resigning as Alaska’s Governor. So far, we have no indication why, but we have to assume the reason will come to light in the coming days.
Could any of these be her reason:
- 1. Wants to pursue playing the victim fulltime?
2. She’s Mark Sanford’s soul mate?
3. Entering a facility to handle her narcissistic personality disorder?
4. Overcome with grief over Michael Jackson’s death?
5. She is a gay American?
6. Torrid affair with Joe the Plumber?
7. Torrid affair with Jon Gosselin?
8 Torrid affair with Kate Gosselin!?!
9. Has converted and wants to replace John Travolta as posterboy for Scientology?
10. Wants to pioneer the practice of attachment grandparenting?
UPDATE: looks like it might just be (yawn) plain old corruption and embezzlement